Georgia 2008
Georgia 2008 Georgia
Masyanya: Sasha, what do you think about the report?
Lubin: You wrote it with a large pinch of salt.
Do you understand, I understand it, and more
it can no one understand.
In the prologue would like to note that the report is written with irony:)
Also wanted to mention that I tried to write a live report that it would be interesting to read not only athletes, tourists, but also people far removed from physical exhaustion, but who are interested in life in its various manifestations.
Happy reading:)
PS I would be grateful if you send feedback or sharing your experiences, thoughts that arise when reading.
Participants hike: Lyubenko Alexander (Lubin) and Zaviryuhina Maria (Masyanya)



WITH his Belltower
In May 2008 I met in Morocco, but due to a combination of circumstances and a succession of chances on March 9, I realized that going into Georgia. The only campaign in which I got to "all gotovenkoe": the route is made, the carrier is selected, a list of public goods and equipment is almost ready .... There remained little things: write a preview, adjust the composition of the kits, remnabora, food, buy tickets and you can go:)
I confess, I was struck by Luben its responsibility, caring for their groups and thoroughness in preparing for the campaign. With such a man not afraid and the war:)
Every year predpohodnoe, all rich, and if in 2003 the expense was for months (they say two months will make a list of things to buy tickets, a roll for months - purchase snaryagi, etc.), but now, in 2008 unit of measurement predpohodnogo time - hours.
72 hours before departure. Lord Yes we did at the end of the week will be in Georgia! We must do something!
48 hours before departure. Oh, work-how much!
36 hours before departure. Work, work, work ... You need to go, do not forget to meet, negotiate ... Relocation is not buying ...
24 hours before departure. Soooo .... To meet ... Today Must meet ...
Oops! It is necessary for the salary to go! In Georgia they have nothing to go ... soooo, where the phone? We must call the office, invited himself to pay:) "Hello. And you can now get paid? As there is no money in the till? " Tomorrow will be? At 10:30?? But my plane leaves at 10:25 ... We agreed ... "Chef - golden man:) He understands everything:) To my great joy, I still got paid less than a day before departure:)
18 hours before departure. Another e couple of hours to work on. And when is the meet?? In the evening, all night .... Pray God of bicycle components and snaryagi ... Otherwise everything was where I'll get some small screw or cable in the middle of the night? Ai-yai-yai ... so carelessly assembled! Should be ashamed! Not to good ... it can seriously pay ...
15 hours before departure. Fuh! Finally passed the job! Now quickly assemble! Soooo ... Where is the list of things? Oooogo ... how many clothes ... Fuh, first aid kit seems to be fully staffed bicycle components ... ... This is, this too is, this is where something was - should search, it seems, is no longer destiny - I'll manage ...
Charges were my thoughts, "If this thing at 10 o'clock at night to get it physically impossible, then Georgia would be a reason to develop a quick wit, or as close to Buddhist enlightenment, when the body can do without the wealth:)"
12 hours before departure. It seems to be packed ... How many bags weigh? 5,5 kg and 3,5 kg ... Backpack - 4 kg. Total odds 4kg. Whole something. Excellent! Still, do not waste my brother in childhood taught me to start on a campaign by the method: "take with them not that useful, and that without which it is impossible to do because it is, it, here it is, and even 2 / 3 backpack leave home! "
9:00 prior to departure. Why is the lock on a chain or put? And if so? And like this? Well, what are you not amenable? And ugorazdilo did remove the old chain ... How am I going to ride without a chain?:)
8 hours before departure. It seems Sram'ovsky lock is designed for Sram'ovskoy chain:) Or something I do not understand ... Well, God bless her, is now a chain without maceration ... Maybe dirt from led skolupat? Overweight still ... Yes and no aesthetics ... And, well, it's time to sleep ...
5 hours before departure. Good morning:) Somehow, the less you sleep, the easier it gets up. The species simply do not have time to notice that he was asleep, so easily parted with the bed.
3 hours before departure. Active repacking bags at the airport on the principle: the total weight of luggage for two 40kg. + 1,2 kg., Hand luggage - everything else, and most importantly to raise the purses with ease, as if there is not 14 kg, and 5 - as it should be:)
2 hours before departure. And why our plane is not on the scoreboard? Go and see ... And suddenly depart not from Borispol:)



SERVICE SUMMIT
"Hello. Our plane is due to depart at 10:25, but for some reason it is not on board the flight. Flight 658. Airline changed the departure time? For when? " At 18:05?? So it's still 8:00 to wait ... And why did you get up so early:) "
About 11 flew two groups in Turkey. One - six men led by Vova, the other - about eight to ten under the guidance Enigman'a. Interestingly, the thought of a registration, when they saw the crowd of 16 bikers who want to immerse themselves in the same flight:)
How colorful people go to the airport! I must admit that for 8 hours of waiting have time to learn the location of all rooms in the airport, a fire evacuation scheme, those employees already remember and differentiate between flight attendants from different countries, and companies on a cut jackets, to remember the frequency of flights, learn the entire price list for souvenirs ... In general, nameditirovalis :)
There he is, long-awaited Departure
Merged two flights: AirZena and UIA, and all seated in samoletische ... on 56 seats:) Inside the Georgians alone (except for us all five of the Ukrainians), very little girls ... How Lubin said: 'Never mind, get used to it:)
NOT LIKE Banal
In all the guidebooks in all reports written about Georgian hospitality and willingness to help. It often occurs the phrase: "I read about Georgian hospitality, but this is a surprise!" So ... I read about Georgian hospitality and desire to help ... But I do not expect that the next will give us a map and journal-guide for Georgia will tell how find affordable housing in Tbilisi, where fill burner; show the way, will the phone of their relatives in a mountain communities, that we have somewhere to sleep and talk to a lot of useful things. And this is all just so! Even on its own initiative!
Dialogue in the night the airport.
Actors: Soso - friendly Georgians who loves Ukraine almost the same as Georgia.
Masyanya - tourist-cyclist from Ukraine.
Background. As soon Luben gone to dress, Soso excitedly began to tell all sorts of stories. A few minutes later for no apparent reason: This is your husband?
Masyanya: Yes.
Soso paused, thought, and went to smoke.
Dialogue in the night the airport.
Georgians in the white coat: Bicycle - that's good!
Soso: Yes a lot you know! Here's a horse - it is force!
Georgian: Still bicycle - better. He goes, and you knocking yourself out as a horse?



HOUSING FOR TBILISI-
The budget hotel, who recommended Soso really was a cheap one: 10 lari number (about 70 USD.). The receptionist spoke good in Russian. The hotel has 16 rooms. Ours was pretty well equipped: bed (even the bed! "True, we still prefer sleeping), table, chair, two thick glasses, a jug of water (to drink very much wanted, but I have not identified that were floating in a jar, so abstained) DSPshnaya door with a huge keyhole (perhaps it was meant as an extra airflow), ragtime heck, a window with bars, light Ilyich blind.
The hotel has a full stuffing: without a toilet drain - 1 pc., Sink without running water - 1 pc., PET bottles with water - 4 pcs. And shower was absent (see no time to start a Jacuzzi). In the corridor: light Ilyich - 1 pc., Chuck without bulbs - 2 pcs., Bird's nest - 1 pc., Swallows on a Wire - 2 pcs.





